Ouch!

Did you know that the worst thing happened to me yesterday? Well i was walking along the porch when i decided to try dancing ballet. well I didnt get the correct proper shoes, and so I tripped down the steps.....well actually, martha was chasing me with a vaccuum cleaner...anyways i broke my leg and now I am in a hospital bed in extreme pain. And the wost of it is, I was eating an Its It, and The yumminess dropped under my bed. today is most definatly not my kind of day!

Georgette

Respect

Now as you know.. you can't see ghosts unless of course you say the special word.. anywho when you go to the public bathroom you need to show respect and be very proper.

What To Do When In A Public Bathroom

1. stroll in with a head held high, briskly check every stall. If a stall is occupied please knock properly say "open sesame" and please tell the robber(they are stealing toilet paper and seat cover) there is a fire. when they get out tell them to see the manager and tell him chicken wings. Don't worry they will obey.
2. Once the bathroom is unoccupied. Check the bathroom stalls for a working poop flusher, fresh poop flusher paper, and a clean stall. If the stall is untidy or out of toilet paper please properly hang a proper sign stating out of order.
3. Since you have come into the bathroom, you obviously have to "go" before going you must make sure you do not clogg up the line. Please let every robber steal wut they need before you "go". This is the proper thing to do.
   
4. If no one is there please buy a drink, supersized and give it to a passing costumer. Don't worry. They will eventually have to "go".
5. Once there are no costomers in the stall for 3 weeks straight u may properly "go". If a robber comes in you must imeadiatly get up and tell him properly he may decide which stall of the 30 different ones he would like to obtain.

If this is news to you. You REALLY need to read out blog more often!


martha

Sorry

Now everyone knows it is not very proper to say sorry. But this is a cirsis. Life has been getting in our way. You see, we are over hundreds of years old, so we are... ghosts. Yes, we hate to admit but it is the wee truth. As ghosts we must not be seen. During the holidays we have not been able to sneak out of Mount Vernon's pool into the study of Mount Vernon where there is a computer. Some people enjoy visiting our house. Not proper at all i would say..trespassing! Well we are sincerely sorry for not keeping you all updated.. Ta Ta!

Martha