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Ouch!

Did you know that the worst thing happened to me yesterday? Well i was walking along the porch when i decided to try dancing ballet. well I didnt get the correct proper shoes, and so I tripped down the steps.....well actually, martha was chasing me with a vaccuum cleaner...anyways i broke my leg and now I am in a hospital bed in extreme pain. And the wost of it is, I was eating an Its It, and The yumminess dropped under my bed. today is most definatly not my kind of day!

Georgette

Respect

Now as you know.. you can't see ghosts unless of course you say the special word.. anywho when you go to the public bathroom you need to show respect and be very proper.

What To Do When In A Public Bathroom

1. stroll in with a head held high, briskly check every stall. If a stall is occupied please knock properly say "open sesame" and please tell the robber(they are stealing toilet paper and seat cover) there is a fire. when they get out tell them to see the manager and tell him chicken wings. Don't worry they will obey.
2. Once the bathroom is unoccupied. Check the bathroom stalls for a working poop flusher, fresh poop flusher paper, and a clean stall. If the stall is untidy or out of toilet paper please properly hang a proper sign stating out of order.
3. Since you have come into the bathroom, you obviously have to "go" before going you must make sure you do not clogg up the line. Please let every robber steal wut they need before you "go". This is the proper thing to do.
   
4. If no one is there please buy a drink, supersized and give it to a passing costumer. Don't worry. They will eventually have to "go".
5. Once there are no costomers in the stall for 3 weeks straight u may properly "go". If a robber comes in you must imeadiatly get up and tell him properly he may decide which stall of the 30 different ones he would like to obtain.

If this is news to you. You REALLY need to read out blog more often!


martha

Sorry

Now everyone knows it is not very proper to say sorry. But this is a cirsis. Life has been getting in our way. You see, we are over hundreds of years old, so we are... ghosts. Yes, we hate to admit but it is the wee truth. As ghosts we must not be seen. During the holidays we have not been able to sneak out of Mount Vernon's pool into the study of Mount Vernon where there is a computer. Some people enjoy visiting our house. Not proper at all i would say..trespassing! Well we are sincerely sorry for not keeping you all updated.. Ta Ta!

Martha

Check out My Muscles!

this video is only a short segment of a VERY long video...it is also VERY educational and funny! check it out!

Hear Ye Hear Ye!!!!

This is Georgette here and I have some marvelous news! I have just bought my Thanksgiving Turkey! It is raw though....And let's just say that I do not cook at ALL! neither does my brother george.....or Martha to tell the truth...Actually, Martha can cook the best popcorn. It is so delicious i eat it upside down!
She uses the kind you put in a pot...



I also believe in the huckleberry pie theroy:



Georgette

george is so desperate

poor georgette... having THIS brother

MARTHA

georgette's brother

he just can no stop wanting attention...

MARTHA

our presidents

look how old georgette's brother is!!!

MARTHA

revolutionary women

this is how proper we are

here is my little brother-george

this is so cute, him as a youngster. He and me dad have no resemblance of me.
GEORGETTE

My Brother George

This is a VERY breif description of my brother George's life, leading up to the war. I hope you enjoy it. To order the complete DVD, call the # on the screen at the end. I Dont know if it works though.



here is a more hilarious song.....

KITTY SAY WHAT?!?!?!!?!?






Georgette

Check It OUT!!!!

Good Day, this is Georgette again!
Check out this hot new vacuum!
I used it to dekernalize my cornfield so we could make popcorn, and it worked!
Just listen to the lady talk!




Also check out this vid. I am shocked they didnt start of with a traditional waltz, and I also think that the music is strange, but oh well.

the llama song

Good day, This is Georgette. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE HAMSTER DANCE??
click on the video below:



OR HOW ABOUT THE LLAMA SONG???




these are not nessicarily colonial, but we figured youd like these better.

-Georgette

an adventure

a adventure we had tomorrow

tomorrow we had this adventure

it happended like this

believe me it is VERY exciting



MARTHA: pinkys up!
GEORGETTE: high tea
MARTHA: i think we are very proper
GEORGETTE: well that is not proper to say that
MARTHA: well you just said that in the same sentence
( SIP TEA )
MARTHA: We should let pinky rest and put the pinky finger up
GEORGETTE: Yes, which one...
MARTHA: hmmm...
GEORGETTE: i have a sudden urge to think
MARTHA: Rally Georgette not that
GEORGETTE: yes that
MARTHA: how about our...RING FINGER
GEORGETTE: I don't want to marry you
MARTHA: fine, i will do my thumb
GEORGETTE: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARTHA: alright you do the middle one then
GEORGETTE: alright :)
MARTHA: Wait don't that is not a nice finger it does not deserve it
GEORGETTE: you are right
MARTHA: Then i will do my last finger
GEORGETTE: do you know how proper it is to point??!!
MARTHA: VERY!!!
GEORGETTE: well i think that settles it
MARTHA: i am thirsty from all this chit chat
GEORGETTE: alright, pointers up
MARTHA : my pinkys done resting let's use it know
(SIP)

wasn't that exciting

i cant wait till yesterday

a new discovery

today georgette and i were happily skipping in a field and we came across a wonderfully weird thing it was round and it was scary. all of a sudden it started ringing we picked it up and a voice said . HELLO?? we screamed and ran away we went to the doctor and told him everyything he said we had waddled no skipped into a field of daisy the pollen had sent us to a deminsion beyond comprihension i think it is called modern time. WEIRD

well at least i am still happy and properly skipping in Waskington

GO TEA

MARTHA

good day

Aloha......welcome to Tiki Paridise We are stranded on a heavily populated island. But i guess that becausethis island is heavily populated, we aren't stranded. oh well!
Anyway, we just discovered the best thingie EVER!! it's golden and very heavy. Martha thinks its a clam, but im leaning towards a pig.

Good Day form Dreary Washington DC

Hello, this is Georgette with my wonderful friend Martha. Welcome. Please take time to vote on our poll and eat lots of turkey. I dont know about you...but I'm Stuffed! It is very dreary out here. there is nothing to do... More Later



Georgette!

Who We Are

Good Day. We are Martha and Georgette Washington. Welcome to our humble blog. We hope you enjoy it.
Martha is well, Martha
And it is the same with Georgette.

We are very proper, so you will never see us doing anything unproper.

More Later

Georgette Washington

Tea! " the colonial gatorade"

Yes we are colonial and we like tea
Boston Tea party, thats right!


Now Gatorade is like a thumbs down! :)